Monday, August 31, 2015

Wole Soyinka, Oyinlola tussle over Osogbo UNESCO Centre’s leadership

Olagunsoye Oyinlola








A solution may not be in sight over the leadership tussle rocking the Centre for Black Culture and International Understanding (CBCIU), Osogbo, Osun State, a category II facility under the auspices of the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organisation (UNESCO).
In the last few weeks, statements and instructions concerning the centre and its programmes have been emanating from two Boards: One headed by the Nobel laureate, Prof. Wole Soyinka; and other led by a former Osun State Governor, Prince Olagunsoye Oyinlola.
Soyinka, who was appointed Chairman, CBCIU Board by Osun State Governor Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola in August 2012 told The Guardian at the weekend that even when the court case instituted to determine who among the two groups has the right to oversee the affairs of the centre is dispensed with, “there is also ethical issue that must be resolved.”
Before Soyinka’s appointment, Oyinlola was holding the fort as the Board Chairman since January 2009 when the centre was commissioned by the UNESCO as the category 11 facility on culture promotion and preservation. The global body had, on October 2008, endorsed Nigeria’s proposal to host the facility regarded as first of its kind in the sub-Sahara Africa.
What sparked the latest controversy was the announcement made by the ‘Oyinlola Board’ to host the second Global Conference of Black Nationalities with the theme: Globalisation and its Effects: Charting a true course for the Development of the Black Race in Bahia, Brazil in November this year. But the Soyinka group issued a Caveat Emptor warning the public to disregard the conference as only ‘Soyinka Board’ has the authority to organise such event within and outside the country in the name of CBCIU.
The statement believed to have been signed by Dr. Wale Adeniran, executive director, CBCIU, reads: “It has come to the attention of the Governing Board of the Centre for Black Culture and International Understanding (CBCIU), a category 2 UNESCO Centre located behind the state secretariat at Abere Osogbo, under the Chairmanship of Emeritus Professor Wole Soyinka, Nobel Laureate and UNESCO Ambassador, that a group of people led by Prince Olagunsoye Oyinlola and purporting to be acting in the name of CBCIU are planning a conference to be held in Bahia, Brazil, in November 2015 in collaboration with the Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife, Nigeria.
“It is hereby notified for the information of the general public in Nigeria as well as the international community that only the governing board under the Chairmanship of Emeritus Professor Wole Soyinka is authorised to act or organise any event or activity locally and abroad in the name of CBCIU.
“This is the Governing Board that is established in compliance with the Osun State Centre for Black Culture and International Understanding (Amendment) Law, 2012, enacted by Osun State House of Assembly on 31st day of July, 2012. Therefore, any other group purporting to act, organise, or negotiate in the name of CBCIU should be regarded as pretenders and charlatans. The general public and international community public is hereby advised to desist from having any dealings with this illegal group under Prince Oyinlola and to discontinue forthwith all transaction(s) entered into by any other such group prior to this notice.”
Responding, the Oyinlola group through what it tagged “Resolution of the Board of Trustees of the Centre for Black Culture and International Understanding, Osogbo, at its meeting held on Wednesday, August 19, 2015” said:
“The Board of Trustees of CBCIU commends its Chairman, Prince Olagunsoye Oyinlola and the Governor of the State of Osun, Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola for their patriotism and renewed efforts to work together to assist CBCIU to fulfill its mandate that includes promoting peaceful and harmonious coexistence, international understanding and other mandates of UNESCO, as conferred on CBCIU.
“The Board notes with disbelief, the activities of some unscrupulous people who are bent on precipitating crises and spreading falsehood, by issuing forged, unsigned statements, publishing and circulating same mischievously, with intent to damage reputations and the credibility of CBCIU.
“The Board notes with due respect, that given the reputation and global status of Nobel laureate, Prof. Wole Soyinka who was named in the publication, he would, never be involved in or be associated with such dirty antics, or tolerate indecent actions that are beyond the bounds of decency and civility. The board believes that Prof. Soyinka, who is deeply respected by CBCIU BoT would also never disrespect or condone disregard of court pronouncements. It, therefore, advises people with evil intentions attempting to drag the name of Prof. Soyinka into this shameful act to desist from acts associating the eminent professor’s name with their irresponsible conducts.
“The CBCIU board, therefore, noted sadly, that the author of the libelous and unwarranted publication, one Dr. O. Wale Adeniran, who also illegally paraded himself as Executive Director of CBCIU, could have engaged in issuing such a reckless, irresponsible and indecorous unsigned statement, on a forged letterhead (a criminal conduct) only to tarnish the image of reputable people, and also mislead the global community, due to an insatiable appetite for mischief and perpetration of illegalities. The ruling of the Federal High Court, Osogbo and the Judgment of the Court of Appeal, Akure Judicial Division on the legal status of the Board of Trustees are clear and affirmative enough.
“CBCIU board of trustees, therefore assures its numerous partners and institutions with similar objectives, that CBCIU board, as presently constituted, under the chairmanship of Prince Olagunsoye Oyinlola, is the only legally constituted body that is recognised by the Corporate Affairs Commission, Abuja, Nigeria, which is the only body that is responsible for the registration of corporate entities in Nigeria.
“CBCIU board also advises the said Dr. O. Wale Adeniran (if he or she exists) to desist from such criminal actions in his or her own interest. The Board enjoins the international community, including UNESCO, and all invited guests and participants, to shun all illegal publications on CBCIU, and that the conference will hold as planned in Brazil from 15-18 November, 2015.”
But in an exclusive interview with The Guardian at the weekend, Soyinka punctured all the points raised by the group, insisting: “I am the Chairman of CBCIU Board and Dr. Wale Adeniran is the executive director overseeing the administration of the centre and its activities.
“Not one member since the appointment of the Board in August 2012 has drawn even one sitting allowance. Nobody! No member has ever been paid. I want to emphasise that because in Nigeria, people always think it is about money. But the leadership tussle is about money and we will come to that later. But in terms of the personnel of the Board, in spite of the members as well as programmes that have been done, for instance, the Open Encounter Forum on Religion, the participation and organisation, not one penny has been taken….
“Also, I am not aware that anybody on that board – from myself to the most junior member by age or whatever, is interested in position. One is a professor in Library Studies; one is a self-sustained and famous artist; one has huge gallery, very successful with formidable contacts in Europe and America – Nike Okundaye-; Wale Adeniran is a Professor who is also involved in so many activities – academic, literary and so on. In fact, apart from myself, I do not even know if anybody knows who the ‘authentic members’ of the Board are. Nobody is looking for name… like somebody asked me, ‘don’t you have enough engagements to be bothered about this? I said to him: I am over occupied. I just returned from Brazil. I have been out of this country almost throughout… I am not concerned with money, position… I hope nobody insult me with that kind of thinking…”
On the court pronouncement that was referenced in the statement of the Oyinlola group, the literary icon said: “But it is fascinating how a substantive case is being reduced to ‘which lawyer has a right to address the court.’ That is all I got from this so-called court judgment. ‘Which set of lawyers has the right to address the court? And when that is done, the substantive case of the plaintiff will be taken care of by the process of the court.”
He however disclosed that since the institution of the court case shortly after his appointment as CBCIU Board Chairman, he had sent a letter of resignation to Aregbesola with the proviso that the governor should activate it once the judgment is delivered in favour of Oyinlola.
He went on: “I am not a trained lawyer… so, I have to rely on briefs by the lawyers to whom I always ask, ‘please, what is going on? What is the legal situation? And the legal situation I have been ensured is that ‘Oyinlola Board has been legally dissolved’. That he is no longer the Chairman of the Board; that we should just carry on with what we are doing’. That is my own understanding as a layman. Oyinlola and Aregbesola are ‘Ola’ people… All of them are honourable people. But I made sure Aregbesola has my resignation and that he should activate it anytime the court judgment is in favour of the other group.”
Soyinka acknowledged Oyinlola’s overtures in order to settle the matter, perhaps out of court. But he exploded: “The question as regards Oyinlola’s overture is ‘what has he been doing in the meantime? You say he is reaching out to me? Fine! But as he is reaching out to me, what has he been doing? He should be asked this question. Are such actions are actions of someone who wants to effect a settlement? As I said to you, Oyinlola is free to take this position tomorrow if the court says so! All of us are handicapped that the case is before the court.
“So, the court must make a pronouncement. I can’t intervene in the legal proceeding. No! I can only proceed by what the government lawyers tell me. So, when he wants to reach out to me, over what? And then what is he doing in the meantime? How is he carrying on in the meantime? Do such actions indicate the seriousness of somebody who wants to reach settlement? And the settlement is about what? I do not have anything to settle? I have nothing to offer him! I have nothing to offer anybody because, as I said, when all these other events are over, there is ethical issue that interests me very deeply which I think will interest this nation as well.”
He promised to elaborate on this ethical issue at a press conference he would address today, at the Freedom Park, Broad Street, Lagos.
Meanwhile, the Oyinlola group claimed that their actions so far received the blessing of Aregbesola, who, according to them, asked them to return to the centre’s edifice behind the State Secretariat in Osogbo. They have also gone ahead to recruit new set of workers for the centre and organised an induction course for the new recruits on July 1, 2015.
Besides, the group has also secured UNESCO’s approval for the forthcoming conference in Brazil. In a letter dated June 12, 2015 and signed by the Director-General of UNESCO, Irina Bokova, the global body said since the conference is consistent with “UNESCO’s mandate, I am pleased to grant it the Organisation’s patronage, and to authorise the use of the UNESCO’s logo on the event’s publicity materials in accordance with the enclosed General Conditions.”
Addressed to “Prince Olagunsoye Oyinlola, Chairman, Board of Trustees, CBCIU, Osogbo, the letter reads: “I wish to thank you for your letter of 10 March, 2015 by which you request UNESCO’s official support for the conference entitled: ‘‘Globalisation and its effects: Charting a course for the true development of the Black Race’’ that will take place in the Federative Republic of Brazil in November 2015.
“At the outset, allow me to congratulate you on the efforts made by the CBCIU to promote African cultures and a better understanding among cultures through numerous actions. This conference, in the continuity of the previous one organised in Osogbo in August 2010, undoubtedly will constitute a major contribution to the International Decade for People of African Descent (2015-2024). It pursues the same objectives as the General History of Africa and the Slave Route Project, two major UNESCO flagship programmes.”
The local organising committee for the Brazil conference headed by the former Nigeria’s Permanent Delegate to UNESCO, Emeritus Professor Michael Omolewa has therefore, been asked to liaise, for successful collaboration and outing, with Ms Jinchal Clarke at the UNESCO Secretariat in Paris, France as well as Mr. Ali Moussa Iye, Chief of the History and Memory for Dialogue Section within the Division for Heritage of the Culture Sector.
Unless it is resolved urgently, the on-going bickering might derail the conference and other goals that the centre is set-up to accomplish.

DELSU Female Student Caught With Expo in Her Private Part


DELSU Student Caught With Expo in Her Private Part

Six female students, one of them a final year student of the Department of Library and Information Science, Delta State University, Abraka, were last Friday caught with “expo materials” during examination.

An examiner identified as Sylvester Okiemute caught a final year female student of the Department of Library and Information Science with incriminating materials during an examination.

Sources said the student was caught while sitting for an exam on ‘Entrepreneurship and Information Services’ who had been observing her suspicious moves.

It was gathered that the examiner, convinced that the student was making reference to a paper he smuggled in, asked her to hand over the paper. The girl denied and that led to a shouting match between the examiner and the student. It was gathered that the examiner dipped his hands into her private part recovered the incriminating materials.

Our source, who narrated the incident on condition of anonymity, said the  student was earlier caught by another examiner and she pleaded with the examiner, who later pardoned her.

She was reportedly given another booklet to start over again, but was caught again, 45 minutes later.

Confirming the incident, the university Vice-Chancellor, Prof. Victor Peretomode, said the university had declared total war on illegality and examination malpractices.

Peretomode warned that any student, no matter how highly placed, found to be involved in examination malpractices would be shown the way out.

Jose Mourinho blames star players for worst start since 1971


Jose Mourinho blames star players for worst start since 1971

Jose Mourinho has never had a start this bad at Chelsea before.

Yes, Alan Pardew’s Crystal Palace were superb but, with nine goals conceded in their four league games so far, this is the Blues’ worst defensive record at this stage since 1971.

Asked whether the Belgium winger should be given time to mature, Mourinho snapped: “The best player in the Premier League does not need to mature.

“If you are the best in the league, It should be a good responsibility to have a similar season to the previous one.”

Then, turning on Hazard’s team-mates, Mourinho warned he has no intention of fiddling while Rome burns.

He added: “If you ask me, will I accept this, cross my arms, sit in a nice chair and wait calmly for the performance level to be back, no.

"I have to work, react and analyse.

"If I feel the players are not in conditions to react and give more, I have to make changes.

"I have never had a problem with that.”

The ­Portuguese had lost just one of the previous 99. It also meant Chelsea have won just one of their opening four.

How the Portuguese must now wish he had copied City who have ­reinforced this summer in defence, midfield and attack, and look formidable.

Mourinho, however, has defended his decision not to do so. “City reacted to the fact they had lost the title.” he said.

“They reacted buying fantastic players. They are buying more until the end of the market.

"And if they have the economic potential to do that, good.

“You see my players today on the pitch and you know what I do – that we could clearly identify two or three players that can do better.

“That is what we have to do. It is not about being loyal or not. It is whether they are ready to give an answer and fight against that bad form.”

To be fair to the Blues, their pre-season programme was designed to get them to peak during the second half of the season after they clearly ran out of steam last term.

But even Mourinho is now baffled by just how ­dramatically his men have been drained of their aura of invincibility.

“I don’t know,” he said.

“You have players who have fantastic seasons and moments and the next season don’t have the same.

"But if they have lost their ­appetite, then that is very sad. If this is real, it is very sad.

"Because I feel the opposite.

“When I win, I want to win again. I feel fantastic motivation for more. If you win it once but next you are not on fire to fight for more, that is sad.”

Buhari congratulates D’ Tigers, promises a better deal ahead of Olympics

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President Muhammadu Buhari has congratulated the national men’s basketball team, D’Tigers, on their victory over Angola in yesterday’s final of the FIBA Africa Basketball Championship in Tunisia.
President Buhari joins other sports-loving Nigerians in applauding D’Tigers’ exhilarating 74-65 victory over their Angolan opponents which also secured Nigeria’s qualification for the men’s basketball event at next year’s Olympic Games in Rio De Janeiro.
The President commends the players for displaying exemplary strength, courage, determination and patriotism as well as great skills and creativity to dethrone Angola, the perennial African basketball champions.
President Buhari urges members of the team and their handlers to work very hard to surpass their extraordinary heroics in Tunisia before a global audience at next year’s Olympic Games in Rio De Janeiro and bring even greater glory to Nigeria.
The President assures the team, its managers and the Nigerian Basketball Federation that his administration will give them and Nigeria’s other representatives at the next Olympic Games, the fullest possible support to ensure that they are well prepared to excel against the champions of other countries and regions in Rio De Janeiro.

DEFINITION OF WAHALA:


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~When the person int
 


~When the person interviewing you at
your new job is the same guy you insulted in
traffic.
You go apologise tire.
~When you tell your friend "your mama!!!"
and then u turn around to see his/her mum
staring at you.
Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap.
~When Mosquito lands on your father's bald
head and u try to kill it with your bare
hands.
You must provide d proof ohh, or else...
~ When you update"salary things" on
Facebook and your landlord comments "on
point"""
U go travel go villa by force.
~ When you're in a bus and you dispose of #
500 note instead of gala wrapper.
O'boy, E don red be dat!
~ When ur Dad works at NEPA and they take
light and you shout "God punish
NEPA".......and he's there with u.
Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees.
~ When u dey on top okada and the okada
man dey ping...
# Lol. Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat.
~ When you finish eating in an eatery and u
find out wallet fell out in a taxi...
Start to prepare ur grammar.
~ When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass...
O boy, just stop beg am, cos ur own don
finish.
~ When u give beggar #500 note instead
of #50.
~When soldier punish u finish come release u
make u dey go, u come climb ur bike come
shout
"officer thunder fire u" and ur bike no come
gree
start again.
~When u dey inside bus, buy 1 gala and the
seller run
wit N950 change, OYO for u.
~When you post on
Facebook "My boss is an idiot" and ur boss
like ur
post. No just go work tmrw.
# Generosity go change mind.
# Hahhahahahahhaha
# Lolzz

Source: miss seyi

Don Jazzy Joins The Drake Vs Meek Mill War (Hilarious Tweets)



Canadian rapper, Drake and American rapper,Meek Mill has been on each others neck for sometime now. Drake delivered a sucker punch and clearly left Meek kissing the dust.

To help out Meek, The Mavin Records boss, Don Jazzy has taken to Twitter to offer Meek Mill his help and it's funny!

See tweets after the cut:...




Hilarious! See what a Yoruba movie director did to someone's traditional wedding photo




The Photographer who took the original picture shared the hilarious alteration of his picture versus the original picture. Quite amusing. See what he wrote after the cut....


Chinese Zoo Caring For Newborn Two-headed Snake [PHOTO]




A Chinese zoo said a two-headed snake brought in by a breeder has survived for more than 10 days, but it refuses to eat or drink.Officials at the Nanning Zoo in Guanxi said the two-headed Chinese cobra was brought in by a snake farmer from Yulin and the animal has now survived for more than 10 days, shedding its skin once.According to Scoop, zookeeper Li Keqi said the snake is underweight and refuses to eat or drink. He said specialists are being consulted and the zoo is considering nutrient injections to keep the serpent alive if it 
continues to refuse sustenance.Li said reports of the snake’s two heads fighting each other were inaccurate. He said the snake sometimes appears to be fighting itself when the two heads attempt to move its body in different directions.

South African Stowaway Fell To His Death From British Airways Plane As it Approached Heathrow



According to a report by The Sun UK, a man believed to be South African fell to his death from a British Airways passenger jet as the plane approached Heathrow airport. The stowaway’s body was found on an office block roof of a retail company along a busy road in Richmond, South West London.
Another man, also believed to be South African, survived the 8,000 mile, 11-hour flight from South Africa to London by holding on to the undercarriage of a British Airways Boeing 747. No one knows how the two men got there.
The second man was taken to hospital and is said to be in stable condition but is yet to talk to the police.
A Scotland Yard police spokesman confirmed the incident, saying;
‘Police were alerted at 8.28am to reports of a suspected stowaway. A man, aged between 25 and 30, has been taken to West London hospital. Inquiries are ongoing to establish the man’s identity”

Forbes Billionaire Gives Away His $600m Fortune




Bhanwarlal Doshi, 58 who was profiled by Forbes and stated to be value over $600m, runs a plastic firm in Delhi, India. But Doshi would get transformed into the well-known Jain monk’s life, prompting him to surrender his $600m empire.
He obtained transformed on Sunday and have become one of many disciples of Jain Acharya, Shri Gunratna Surishwarji Maharaj.
To kick-off his monk life, a lavish three-day send-off social gathering was thrown for him, the place 1,500 individuals served meals to visitors. After the ceremony, he’s anticipated to stay in abject poverty with no maids or cash or any bodily possession.Times of India reviews that, “The venue [of the send-off] was built in the form of a ship. 500 hotel rooms were booked to accommodate guests. An estimated 150,000 people participated in the event.”
Reports stated he had all the time needed to turn out to be a monk after he listened to Jain’s lectures in 1981, however it took him time to persuade his household.

$100m! Michael Jackson’s ranch up for sale


Michael Jackson’s Neverland ranch has gone up for sale with a price ticket of $100m, reviews the Wall Street Journal.
The Santa Barbara improvement was as soon as house to a zoo, an amusement park and its personal hearth station.
Jackson purchased Neverland in 1987 for $19.5m, meaning to create a fantasy land for youngsters, however struggled to pay for it, till an funding firm stepped in to assist him reserve it from public sale.
It is known as after an island within the story Peter Pan, the place youngsters by no means develop up.
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The property is now referred to as Sycamore Valley Ranch and has undergone in depth redevelopment since Jackson’s demise in 2009.
Michael constructed a zoo and an amusement park within the grounds of Neverland. The 2,800 acre (1,100 hectare) website is now being bought collectively by Sotheby’s and Hilton & Hyland.
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It was closed to the general public in 2006 after he did not pay his employees or keep correct insurance coverage.

Davido Reaches Instagram Milestone



The self-proclaimed Omo Baba Olowo, Davido has become the first Nigerian music artiste to gain 1 million followers on online mobile photo and video-sharing social network, Instagram.
The 22-year-old has thanked his fans for helping him achieve the feat which is a proof to his popularity. He wrote:
You will recall that another young artiste, Wizkid reached a similar milestone on microblogging site, Twitter.
The 25-year-old was the first Nigerian artiste to gain a million followers on Twitter.
(Photo Credit: Yahoo Style)

How To Build Muscle Fast: Have You Tried These Tricks?

Ok, so you want to build muscle faster? I must tell you in advance there is no so called 'fast way' to do it, but yes a little cheating and some straying may help you do that. But, if you want to get muscles like Arnold or Stallone, there is no easy way out to do that. 

Seeing faster result gains doesn't always require getting on a drastically different workout plan or following an ultra-scientific diet. Small changes can add up to major results. Hope these tweaks and tricks may help
Cheat on your diet
It doesn't mean you have to skip meals or add junk to your diet, but occasional straying or cheating won't get you in trouble, rather it assist in losing fat. It doesn't mean to stuff up on carbohydrates and increase calorie intake for a single day. But a single meal of anything you want: a pizza, a burger and fries, lasagna, etc can help.
Dieting strictly drops the level of leptin in your body. Leptin is a hormone responsible for keeping hunger down and metabolism up, so when it drops, you burn fewer calories but eat more. Overeating once in a while boosts your leptin levels, thereby keeping your metabolism high and hunger low.
Do compound lifts
In compound exercises, you do lifts that work muscle at more than one joint. You gain a lot more mass with compound exercises. These include the dead lift, squat, press, row and chinup. Compound lifts recruit a lot of muscle mass, making for efficient training and a big release of hormones such as testosterone that promote muscle growth. After compound lifts, there is nothing wrong in some isolation work—curls, leg extensions. Treat them like dessert after you've had the main course. 

Muscle building supplements to build muscle fast
You will find out today or maybe later that you can't build muscle faster without supplements. Never go for steroids and do not take this point wrong. There are some really best muscle builder supplements like xtreme no and Whey protein to help you build muscle faster. Supplements have ingredients that help you gain weight and build muscle faster. Body building supplements also help you recover faster from hard training routine.

Train legs
Never ignore your lower body, this is the biggest mistake you'd ever make in muscle building. When you see your legs, they don't make you as proud as your biceps and triceps. Legs have the biggest muscle in your body and getting them strong by training boost testosterones and all other muscles benefit from it. It is because, they recruit muscle everywhere—even in your shoulders and back-and they promote the release of hormones that build size and strength.

Rest, Relax and Recover
Recovery is imperative for muscle growth, and nothing is more relaxing than simply sleeping more. Technically, you in a perfect world gets eight to nine hours sleep per night, but that's not realistic. If you workout everyday, you may give up because of no results or because of lack of passion. It's very important to let your muscle recover. When you feel tired, sick and weak, it means your muscles haven't recovered properly and you need rest. You can train better if you rest more than you train. Plus, rest keeps your mind clear and motivated. I hope you don't want to hate the gym.
Every individual is different and may see different results with all these muscle building tricks and techniques. 

NEW TECHNOLOGY PRODUCES ELECTRICITY FROM HIGHWAY TRAFFIC

  1. we could obtain electricity by simply putting the weight of cars and pedestrians to good use? This is the question posed recently by a group of entrepreneurs and innovators in Mexico, led by researchers Héctor Ricardo Macías Hernández.
The expert developed a new system of harness electricity that could prove very efficient. He and his team propose that highways and roads be outfitted with a series of devices that would turn the weight of passing energy into electrical current.
The team believes that this process could generate enough current to make the initial investment worthwhile. 
A single energy-harnessing device of the type the Mexican group proposes could theoretically produce enough electricity to power up an entire household for a day,reports. These tools work based on the standard laws of gravitational energy

APPLE and BMW hooking up to make an electric car?!



This is hotter than, oh, Ryan Gosling and Miley Cyrus uniting: BMW and Apple hooking up on an electric car. Apple wanted BMW for its body — more specifically, the carbon fiber body of the BMW i3 electric vehicle. That has been the rumor going around the past week. BMW denied it while Apple said nothing, which of course enhanced the rumor’s credibility. Now there are more reports that Apple and BMW might start up talks again next year, and in more seriousness than this year’s talks that supposedly never happened.
If Apple plans to build a car and doesn’t want to start from scratch, it wants a cool chassis from a cool company. That very well could be a BMW body. It could also be Tesla, but that’s not what the rumors say the past week. Plus, Tesla is so much like Apple a relationship would be borderline incestuous.

World’s most-admired company admires BMW’s carbon fiber body

The story so far is this: Apple may be building a car. Think of the car as a platform for Apple computing. Or think of it as a (wait for it) mobile device. Apple might even think of the car body and running gear as a commodity, but one that has to look cool. Germany’s Manager Magazine reported BMW as “interested [in the] body” of the i3. (Story here; it helps to understand German or be able to click the Google Translate button.) Apple CEO Tim Cook and other managers are said to have visited BMW’s i3 factory and came back blown away by BMW’s production lines, includingBMW’s extensive use of carbon fiber.
For its part, BMW is said to have told Apple that more, better, and longer-range EVs will be out by 2020, around the time Apple might want to be in the car business. BMW will likely be adding electric power to its SUVs, at least the smaller X1 and X3.
Now there are more details, including a report from Reuters that Apple was taken by BMW’s outside-the-box thinking with its EVs, that BMW was willing to license parts and possibly tooling, and that Apple was hesitant to commit to a relationship because it thinks it could build a car on its own from scratch. (That would stem from either extreme confidence or extreme hubris.)
BMW may have mixed emotions, too. It senses future vehicles would benefit from collaboration with telematics and software experts. BMW also frets that over the long-term, supplying just the car body, and maybe the drivetrain, could become a commodity business even if carbon fiber is bleeding edge now.

Apple might enter car business as first serious self-drive cars arrive

If Apple aims to be in the car business in 2020, that is about the same time the first self-driving cars would be taking to the roads.
The Reuters story offered this chilling, possibly far-fetched scenario: “It is too early to say whether this will be a replay of Silicon Valley’s Prometheus moment: The day in 1979 when Apple co-founder Steve Jobs visited Xerox’s Palo Alto Research Center where the first mouse-driven graphical user interface and bit-mapped graphics were created, and walked out with crucial ideas to launch the Macintosh computer five years later.”
Here’s another scenario, based simply on relative size: Apple’s market capitalization, what the company is worth based on the total value of all shares of Apple stock, is $698 billion while BMW’s is $59 billion — a 12-1 ratio. If Apple needs a car company, it just buys BMW. The Quandt family owns 47% of BMW’s shares, which could make BMW immune to takeover, but there have been rumors for years that some family members would like to sell their shares. Given that a BMW (the 2016 7 Series) will be featured in the next Tom Cruise / Mission Impossible movie and has been in James Bond films, it’s a good time to say, “Never say never.